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Tatiana Plakhova: Chaotic Structures and BIOSPHERE

on Behance

Tatiana Plakhova is an illustrator, designer and art director living and working in Russia. She graduated from Moscow State University with a Master in Social Psychology, and then went on to study graphic design in High Academic School of Graphic Design. Her works are based on mathematical simplicity and harmony. This mathematical style helps her to illustrate everything from biological cell to the space and pensive worlds. She creates both chaos and harmony. “Chaos has its own structure, and each structure contains chaos. I am attracted by both characteristics. They are both inseparable and the basic laws of the world we live in. We can’t enjoy the beauty of waves, stars and leaves without the chaotic, unpredictable, disordered part of live,” says she.

I’m buying her prints, these are beautiful.

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THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

I would check first too if I was married to Cersi.  

Dear lord

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huatunan , (Chen Yingjie) aka:  Hua Tunan

Artist on Tumblr,  on deviantART,  on Behance

 “Snow leopard”and "Blue Ink Leopard"

Chen Yingjie aka: Hua Tunan is one of the leading young forces in the world of Chinese illustration, painting and street art. Living in the coastal city of Foshan, Hua Tunan’s training in classical Chinese and illustration drives his unique art style. He often explores new ways to combine Western styles with traditional Chinese methods and elements including ink painting, drum rhythms and a variety of cultural symbols.

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All we would like to specially thank the artist Hua Tunan for his submission.
This awesome illustrator we follow more then 3 years fascinates us as much always by the freshness of his style and his animals that seem alive. Thank you to him.

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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